i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So squirting runs in the family.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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