I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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