so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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