Tell her she can't have a vagina
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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