were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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