everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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