I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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