you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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