I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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