He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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