I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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