he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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