with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Two words: nipple clamps
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