Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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