Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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