just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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So squirting runs in the family.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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