were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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