Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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