His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Never joke about your clitoris.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
