Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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