Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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