he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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