what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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