Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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