How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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