Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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