Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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