butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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