it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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