C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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