Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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