ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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