Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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