if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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