Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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