I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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