I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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