I need help removing her.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
and you fell through a lawn chair
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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