Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
being pregnant is like rehab
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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