im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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