Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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