Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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