Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.