Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...