he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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