; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme