Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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