Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
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At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
this will be a night to untag.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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