It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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