Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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