Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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